I Just Won My First NaNoWriMo!

NaNoWriMo 2012: Help, I'm So Behind!

NaNoWriMO is kicking my ass. I'm supposed to have 12,000 words by today!? I have not caught up at all!

Beth Revis Contest: Win 50 Books!

Contest!

Beth Revis has a great contest to win 50 signed books!

50 Shades of Grey Drinking Game "Oh my!"

There really must be a 50 Shades of Grey drinking game.

Simple Instructions: Every time Anastasia Steele says "Oh my!" take a drink.
If you want to play with more than one person add another drink for every time Ana bites her lip.

I know what you are thinking if you've already read the book-you will get alcohol poisoning by last page. My answer to that is simple. You will need the alcohol to get through the terrible writing and you will probably pass out before you are half way through the book. That's probably for the best.

Beach Reads

Jemima J by Jane Green

A summer beach read for adults should be titillating, and preferable the character in the book gets titillated as well. All the better when the main character has a very relatable body type.

I haven't written in this blog in over a year, combine this with the title of the blog. This blog is officially ironic.

The writers mind as told by Vince Noir and Howard Moon: